UX problems? Solved.
Fix your UX problems the easy way, with Developer-in-a-Box—at scale.
Just Add Water
Grows naturally, and is fully operational in minutes. Just place the little developer-shaped concentrate in an open cubby, sprinkle with yesterday's LeCroix and voila!
Excellent Communication Skills
"Works on my machine"—not in Developer-in-a-Box's hashtable. When bugfixing, Developer-in-a-Box never gets snippy, or worse.
What's that sound? That'd be the siloes completely breaking down, because Developer-in-a-Box.
Soylent and Evol shredded beef freezer burritos are what make Developer-in-a-Box happy. A happy little debugging machine!
(Also, you won't be forced laugh because he won't explain his tee shirt's "funny" binary thingy, ever.)
24/7 And Always On
Tired of your developers taking "me time" when they should be working on issue #8239?
Developer-in-a-Box understands your pain points and will circle back to your action items. Does he ever reboot? It's been a long time.
“It was amazing to see him get to work right away on my issue. He didn't even need a computer!”
What he can do
- React, Redux, Rebus
- Very highly Agile and also Lean
- Doesn't think Java is lame
- Happily debugs "other people's code"
- Knows that the hell Kubernetes is
- Familiar with various cloud architectures
- NoSQL, YesSQL
- Freaky code smells
What you get
- Drop shipped from our facility
- MacBook pro with stickers
- Headphones (the big kind)
- Hoodie, flip-flops, chinos
- Completely unit-tested
- 110% open source